Who exactly does Scarlett johansson think she is? Sucking up to Woody Allen is one thing, but having the sheer audacity to make an album comprised of all Tom Waits songs is immeasurably annoying. She is hot as shit and did well in Lost in Translation, but that is about it. Oh, and the Horse Whisperer.
I can't say I am surprised that critics around the world have simultaneously taken a big dump on her Album. Someone must have sat her down when she was like 12 and said "this is what you need to get into so people will think you are hip". Tom Waits and Woody Allen - what's next, a Modern Lovers T-Shirt? Maybe she should start dating David Johansson. Anyway, her act is so contrived it makes me quiver with awkward goose pimples up and down my lily white arms.
She is just a little too big for her shoes (which are probably the weirdest looking Pumas money can buy!). Maybe in your mid thirties can you start being so weary of the world that you start to get Tom Waits. I've tried. I'm quite sure being a starlet named Scarlet or a harlot named Scarlet has probably exposed her to some real gritty life experiences, gritty enough to make her a die hard fan of Tom Waits.
Fuck her and the hipster-rhino she rides around on.
Fucking hilarious!!!!
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